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2016 Vintage: The 2016 Verdict

 Why do lawyers love 2016? Because when the world gets “augmented,” the fees get “supplemented.”

Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue ‘Em All” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
The Robin Hood Logic
Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
 Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
 Why did the lawyer sue the blockchain? Because the "self-executi...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2013 “Vine Loops & Wall Street Wolves” Edition
In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The SpaceX Colony Law
 A lawyer started a "Mars Division." He’s currently billing for "...read more »
2025 Archive: The Prompt Audit
 A lawyer was sued for "negligent prompting" after his AI-generat...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
 A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »

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2025 Classic: The Turing Test Trial
 A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Terminator_T80002/19/2000 16:34I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Thundercats_Ho07/02/2015 00:35Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Breakfast_Club_B08/22/2011 09:29Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Beanie_Campbell04/11/1996 04:53True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Flash_Intro_Hater08/20/2010 06:35Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Digg_Submitter_0501/26/2011 14:41Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!

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