“In 2017, I’m going to spend more time with humans and less with digital monsters.”
Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
The Three-Inch Man
A tiny visitor with a very large piano.A guy walks into a bar and...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
The Blind Man
A literal interpretation of a classic phrase.A blind man walks in...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & World Cup” Edition
In 2014, the bar was a place where you didn't just drink—ids you ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Memory Upload
A guy drinks ten shots and says, "I'm uploading this to my cloud...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Ice Cube
"I'm a hand-carved sphere. I'm very demure."Part of the 58 Bar J...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Holographic Happy Hour
A guy orders a drink for his holographic girlfriend. The bartend...read more »
2025 Vintage: The No-Filter Friday
A bar bans all AR glasses for one night. Everyone looks terrifie...read more »
2024 Archive: The Fallout TV Show
A guy walks in and asks for a Nuka-Cola. The bartender gives him...read more »
2025 Archive: The Last Manual Bartender
"I'm the last one who knows how to crack an egg for a sour." "Yo...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I want it that way... the funny way!
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.