2015 Legacy: The Minions
A guy orders a “Banana Daiquiri” and giggles. The bartender sighs, “Too much yellow this year. Way too much yellow.” Part of the 53 Bar… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Minions
2015 Archive: The Margarita
“Saltier than a fan who didn’t get tickets to the new Star Wars.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline… Read More »2015 Archive: The Margarita
2015 Vintage: The 2015 Ending
“Next year is 2016! Surely it will be a calm and peaceful year.” The bartender laughs and laughs. Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Vintage: The 2015 Ending
2015 Legacy: The Periscope Launch
“I’m live-streaming my breakfast!” “Why?” “Because 2015 is the year we decided that total strangers need to see my mediocre scrambled eggs in real-time.” Part of the… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Periscope Launch
2015 Classic: The San Andreas Earthquake
“The earth is shaking!” “No, that’s just the bass from the neighbor’s ‘Hotline Bling’ party. Calm down.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress… Read More »2015 Classic: The San Andreas Earthquake
2015 Classic: The Divergent Series
“I’m ‘Divergent’!” “Meaning?” “I’m a 30-year-old who still likes YA novels and snacks. I don’t fit in.” Part of the 56 Adult Jokes: The 2015 “Golden Dress… Read More »2015 Classic: The Divergent Series
2015 Archive: The Camera
I’m “focusing” on the 4K resolution of my memories. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Archive: The Camera
2015 Classic: The Icon
I’m a “symbol” of the mid-2010s aesthetic. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Bread
I’m “rising” to the challenge of a new workout. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Archive: The Bread
2015 Archive: The Banana
I’m “peeling” great about the future. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified