2015 Classic: The Cat
I’m “purr-fectly” synced across my devices. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Moon
I’m “phasing” out my old hobbies. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The “Netflix and Chill” Memo
Why was the HR manager horrified? Because the boss sent an email saying, “Let’s all Netflix and Chill in the breakroom to discuss the new… Read More »2015 Archive: The “Netflix and Chill” Memo
2015 Archive: The Apple TV “Siri Remote”
Why was the boss talking to his television? “Siri, play the quarterly results!” (The TV started playing Finding Nemo instead). Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2015 Archive: The Apple TV “Siri Remote”
2015 Vintage: The Optical Mouse Precision
Why did the dad brag? “12,000 DPI! I can click ‘Undo’ before the mistake even leaves my brain.” Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Optical Mouse Precision
2015 Legacy: The Folder Navigation
Why was the manager lost? He clicked “Quick Access” and realized his most visited folder was “Recycle Bin.” Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Folder Navigation
2015 Legacy: The Apple “Magic Mouse 2”
Why was the designer charging his mouse upside down? Because Apple decided that a dead mouse should look like a helpless turtle. Part of the… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Apple “Magic Mouse 2”
2015 Classic: The Mars Water Discovery
Why were lawyers excited about water on Mars? Because “Interplanetary Water Rights” is a billable category they’ve been waiting for since the 60s. Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Mars Water Discovery
2015 Legacy: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer wear two Apple Watches? One for his “Billable Heartbeats” and one for the “Client’s Heartbeats” (so he knows when to stop… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Power Move
2015 Archive: Caitlyn Jenner (Vanity Fair)
Why did the internet stand still? Because “Call me Caitlyn” was the bravest debut on a magazine cover in 2015, changing the conversation in Hollywood… Read More »2015 Archive: Caitlyn Jenner (Vanity Fair)