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2015 Vintage: The Optical Mouse Precision

 Why did the dad brag? “12,000 DPI! I can click ‘Undo’ before the mistake even leaves my brain.”

Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The 2015 “The Dress & Windows 10” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@SimCity_Mayor05/04/2011 00:14Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
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