Why did the lawyer wear two Apple Watches? One for his “Billable Heartbeats” and one for the “Client’s Heartbeats” (so he knows when to stop talking).
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.