2015 Classic: Justin Bieber (Purpose)
Why did everyone suddenly become a “Belieber” in 2015? Because Justin released “Sorry” and “What Do You Mean,” and we realized that adulthood suited him—and… Read More »2015 Classic: Justin Bieber (Purpose)
2015 Legacy: Donald Trump
Why did he ride down a golden escalator? Because in 2015, he decided being a reality star wasn’t enough and it was time to turn… Read More »2015 Legacy: Donald Trump
2015 Legacy: The Amazon Prime
Every day a new box arrives. I told her our house is becoming an Amazon warehouse. She told me I’m just the “Unpaid intern” who… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Amazon Prime
2015 Classic: The Choice
“Do we get the 4K Netflix plan?” “Does it make the characters look more disappointed in their lives?” “Probably.” “Then yes.” Part of the 64… Read More »2015 Classic: The Choice
2015 Vintage: The Final Result
I posted a photo of my Apple Watch. 3 likes. My wife commented: “Your heart rate is high, are you arguing with someone on the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Final Result
2015 Legacy: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so moody? It was under the “weather.” Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Little Cloud
2015 Legacy: The Little Sun
Why did the sun go to the doctor? It was feeling “light-headed.” Part of the 57 Original Dad Jokes: The 2015 “The Dress” Edition archive.… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Little Sun
2015 Classic: The Exercise
“I walked 10,000 steps today!” “Great! Where to?” “Mostly back and forth to the charger.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch… Read More »2015 Classic: The Exercise
2015 Legacy: The Transplant
“We found a donor, but their ‘Health Score’ was too low for a system-wide update.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Transplant
2015 Archive: The Knee
“It hurts when I do this.” “Then stop trying to mimic the exercise animations on your watch.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015… Read More »2015 Archive: The Knee