2003 Archive: The Office Temp
Why was he so confused? They told him to “Burning a CD” and he looked for a fire extinguisher. Part of the 66 Office Groaners:… Read More »2003 Archive: The Office Temp
2003 Classic: The Laptop Wi-Fi Switch
Why was the salesman crying? He accidentally flipped the “Wireless Off” switch and thought his career was over. Part of the 66 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2003 Classic: The Laptop Wi-Fi Switch
2003 Classic: The Blackberry Addict
Why did they call it a “Crackberry” in 2003? Because lawyers were addicted to checking their emails during their kids’ birthdays (and billing for the… Read More »2003 Classic: The Blackberry Addict
2003 Classic: The Hourly Rate
Why did the lawyer charge for the time he spent yawning? “Involuntary respiratory tactical pauses.” Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2003 “iTunes &… Read More »2003 Classic: The Hourly Rate
2003 Classic: The “Bennifer” Crisis (Gigli)
Why did Ben Affleck and J.Lo stop the world? Because in 2003, Gigli was so bad that it actually managed to end a relationship and a movie… Read More »2003 Classic: The “Bennifer” Crisis (Gigli)
2003 Archive: Stacie Orrico
Why was she “Stuck”? Because in 2003, being a “teen pop sensation” meant having a catchy chorus and a music video set in a high… Read More »2003 Archive: Stacie Orrico
2003 Archive: The Year 2003
Why did it end? Because we were all too busy playing Snake on our Nokias and trying to fit into our Von Dutch hats to notice the… Read More »2003 Archive: The Year 2003
2003 Legacy: The Lord of the Rings
The Return of the King. Eleven Oscars. My wife gave me one Oscar—for “Best Performance in Avoiding a Conversation.” Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes:… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Lord of the Rings
2003 Legacy: The Matrix Revolution
I told her I’m “The One.” She said, “You’re ‘The One’ who forgot to pick up the milk.” Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Matrix Revolution
2003 Classic: The Broken Compass
Why did the explorer get lost? He had “no direction” in life. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Classic: The Broken Compass