2003 Archive: The California Recall
Why was it so weird? Because only in America can a movie star, a child star, and a porn star all run for the same… Read More »2003 Archive: The California Recall
2003 Archive: The Best Costume Design
Why did Chicago win? Because you can’t have “All That Jazz” if you don’t have all that spandex and sequins. Part of the 44 Oscars… Read More »2003 Archive: The Best Costume Design
2003 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Johanssens win? Because the Danish know how to make a short film feel like a long weekend. Part of the 44 Oscars… Read More »2003 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
2003 Archive: Eminem’s Déjà Vu
Why did The Eminem Show lose the top prize? Because for the third year in a row, the Grammys decided that a polite girl with… Read More »2003 Archive: Eminem’s Déjà Vu
2003 Archive: Best Rock Song
Why “The Rising”? Because the Grammys love a song that feels like a hug from a legend. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Archive: Best Rock Song
2003 Legacy: Best Musical Show Album
Why Hairspray? Because you can’t stop the beat, and you certainly can’t stop a Broadway hit from winning a Grammy. Part of the 38 Grammy… Read More »2003 Legacy: Best Musical Show Album
2003 Classic: Worst Actor
Why Ben Affleck? For Gigli, Daredevil, and Paycheck—proving that 2003 was the year Ben’s agent clearly went on a very long vacation. Part of the 38 Razzie Awards… Read More »2003 Classic: Worst Actor
2003 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Drew Barrymore for Duplex? For making a movie about an annoying old lady where the most annoying part was actually the lead actors. Part of… Read More »2003 Archive: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
2003 Vintage: The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Buzz
Why was it the talk of the carpet? Because the “Fab Five” were the only people at the Emmys who actually knew how to fix… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Buzz
2003 Classic: The 24 “Real Time” Joke
Why was it hit? For a show where Kiefer Sutherland has the world’s best bladder control. Part of the 42 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Classic: The 24 “Real Time” Joke