Why did The Johanssens win? Because the Danish know how to make a short film feel like a long weekend.
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Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
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