2003 Classic: The Tech Support
What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my billing software work even if the internet is down? My greed isn’t… Read More »2003 Classic: The Tech Support
2003 Legacy: 50 Cent (Get Rich or Die Tryin’)
Why was he always in a gym? Because in 2003, 50 Cent proved that you could survive nine shots and still have better abs than… Read More »2003 Legacy: 50 Cent (Get Rich or Die Tryin’)
2003 Classic: Kelly Clarkson & Justin Guarini (From Justin to Kelly)
Why did this movie exist? Because in 2003, we thought that winning American Idol meant you were legally required to make a beach musical. Part of the… Read More »2003 Classic: Kelly Clarkson & Justin Guarini (From Justin to Kelly)
2003 Legacy: The Friendster
My wife joined a “social network.” She spent four hours finding her high school boyfriend. I spent four hours wondering why I’m making my own… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Friendster
2003 Archive: The Master and Commander
My husband thinks he’s a sea captain now. He calls the hallway “the starboard side.” Part of the 69 Marriage Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo… Read More »2003 Archive: The Master and Commander
2003 Vintage: The Cat in the Hat
We saw the movie. My wife said Mike Myers is terrifying. I told her he’s just like me before my morning coffee. Part of the… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Cat in the Hat
2003 Legacy: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so light? It was made of “mist-ery.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Little Cloud
2003 Legacy: The Little Moon
Why did the moon go to the dentist? To get its “craters” filled. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Little Moon
2003 Vintage: The Diet
“I’m on the ‘No-Carb’ diet.” “So you’re just angry all the time?” “Yes.” “That’s a normal 2003 side effect.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes:… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Diet
2003 Archive: The HMO Nurse
“Your surgery was denied because ‘Living’ is considered an elective procedure.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition… Read More »2003 Archive: The HMO Nurse