2003 Classic: The Tech Support

What did the lawyer say to the IT guy? “Can you make my billing software work even if the internet is down? My greed isn’t Wi-Fi dependent.”

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@Resident_Evil_Z02/19/2007 06:24Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!

@Pizza_Pizza_9907/11/1998 07:08Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.

@Bluetooth_Bot11/19/2003 04:30Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@BitTorrent_0102/01/1998 17:18Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Hattori_Hanzo_S05/09/1995 06:13I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.

@Habbo_Hotel_Fan06/02/1996 07:46Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

@Android_Bot_9912/15/2004 08:08Beep boop. Humor recognized.