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2003 Classic: Worst Actor

 Why Ben Affleck? For GigliDaredevil, and Paycheck—proving that 2003 was the year Ben’s agent clearly went on a very long vacation.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2003 “Gigli, Bennifer & Cat in the Hat” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Melrose_Place_Fan02/15/2005 13:03Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.
@Unix_Wizard05/12/1995 03:59sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Dale_Doback_Fan08/12/2012 13:22Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Midi_Background09/16/2011 13:46Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@Gaia_Online_Gold09/09/2006 01:38Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Hat_Tip_Sir08/18/1998 02:52M’lady... this joke is superb.

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