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2003 Archive: The Year 2003

 Why did it end? Because we were all too busy playing Snake on our Nokias and trying to fit into our Von Dutch hats to notice the time passing.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Vaporwave_Original10/03/2002 00:44Classic. Pure digital nostalgia.
@Dr_Evil_Pinky06/21/2008 17:45One billion... laughs!
@Dale_Doback_Fan02/21/2012 07:10Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
@Scumbag_Steve_X03/28/2001 06:00Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Friendster_Ghost06/09/1997 01:57Remember me? I’m still laughing.

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