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2002 Classic: Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire)

 Why did Tobey Maguire spend all of 2002 upside down? Because he realized that kissing Kirsten Dunst in the rain was the only way to make people forget he was wearing spandex in public.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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