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1997 Archive: South Park

 Why were parents terrified of 1997? Because four foul-mouthed kids from Colorado proved that cartoons weren’t just for kids, and “Oh my God, they killed Kenny!”

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 1997 “Near, Far, Wherever You Are” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Myspace_Tom08/07/1997 16:20I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Floppy_Fanatic08/17/1998 15:37Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
@Malware_Hunter08/15/1995 05:43Scanning... Laughs detected!
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan05/26/2003 02:58Silently laughing in the snow.
@Leave_Britney_A04/03/2006 05:41Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
@Friendster_Ghost01/30/2012 09:59Remember me? I’m still laughing.
@Shut_Up_Money08/03/2005 15:34Shut up and take my laughter!
@Retro_End_User12/25/2013 09:32The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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