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2007 Vintage: Shrek the Third

Why was the “fairy tale” feeling a bit tired? Because even the kids agreed that by the third movie, the ogre jokes were starting to taste like three-day-old leftovers.

Part of the 37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Soulja Boy” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The "Sentient" Fridge
Why was the refrigerator judging Uncle Jim? Because the appliance...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mood" Lighting
Why did the room turn bright red? Because the house AI detected t...read more »
2025 Legacy: Smart-Clothing Spills
Why did the wine stain disappear instantly? Because Mom wore a "N...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Delulu is the Solulu" Trend
Why did the niece think she was going to win the lottery on Black...read more »
1997 Joke: During Thanksgiving Dinner The
During Thanksgiving dinner, the mother asked her son, “What are y...read more »
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2004 “Napoleon Dynamite & TheFacebook” Edition
In 2004, Thanksgiving was about voting for Pedro, checking your f...read more »
1999 Joke: A Man Was Carving
A man was carving the turkey on Thanksgiving when his mother-in-l...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Post-Search" World
Why was there no arguing about facts? Because everyone has a "Con...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2012 “Maya Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Thanksgiving was about eating like it was our last meal ...read more »

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2025 Legacy: The "No-Phone" Zone
Why was there a lead box on the table? Because 2025 is so high-te...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Pluto’s Demotion” Edition
In 2006, Thanksgiving was a full-body workout thanks to Nintendo,...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival & PS2” Edition
In 2000, Thanksgiving was a victory lap. We survived the millenni...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja09/17/2010 09:20Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@DialUp_Dreamer02/15/2005 11:18Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@GameBoy_Color11/11/2011 16:09Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@Friends_Lover04/03/2011 20:03Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Jesus_Quintana03/01/2008 12:30Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Steve-O_Wild01/20/2005 06:21Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@Top_Gun_Maverick12/05/2013 14:47I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Harambe_Memories03/08/2003 22:57Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).

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