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2023 Legacy: Shakira (Bzrp Sessions)

 Why was she “exchanging a Ferrari for a Twingo”? Because she delivered the most brutal breakup song in history and sent Casio stock prices through the roof.

Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid09/15/1997 21:34Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Lion_King_Simba09/10/2012 19:09Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Bluetooth_Bot11/22/2001 19:49Pairing... Connected... Laughing!
@Fight_Club_Member11/04/2014 16:49I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Nice_Guy_Eddie12/10/2007 17:28Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Illidan_Blind09/07/2004 11:46I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan03/16/2003 12:13Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
@StrongBad_Mail07/04/2010 05:40I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Llamas_With_Hats02/04/1995 01:05Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!

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