Why was Uncle Jim dropping salt off his forearm onto the turkey? Because he saw the viral video and was convinced that “theatrical seasoning” was the only way to make dry white meat look like a gourmet masterpiece.
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
38 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & What Does the Fox Say?” Edition
In 2013, Thanksgiving was about trying to hit the high notes from...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, Thanksgiving was about wearing 3D glasses at the table, ...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2024 “Brat Summer & Apple Intelligence” Edition
In 2024, Thanksgiving was about being "very demure," dodging "Ski...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
1996 Joke: Why Don’t Turkeys Ever
Why don’t turkeys ever get invited to Thanksgiving parties? Becau...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer
Why was the 2024 turkey served on a neon green platter? Because e...read more »
39 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2002 “Spider-Man & American Idol” Edition
In 2002, Thanksgiving was all about high-flying heroes, Kelly Cla...read more »
36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1999 “Y2K & Red Pill” Edition
In 1999, Thanksgiving felt like the last meal on Earth. We were s...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Despacito” Edition
In 2017, Thanksgiving was about spinning plastic toys, debating "...read more »
2025 Classic: Robot Pets
Why was the dog so metallic? Because "Cyber-Pooch 2.0" doesn't sh...read more »
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35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Thanksgiving was about protecting "The Child," wondering...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Space Tourism Hype
Why was the uncle talking about "Lunar Real Estate"? Because a co...read more »
2023 Legacy: Meta Quest 3
Why was the cousin "carving" the air? Because he was wearing mixe...read more »
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In 2020, Thanksgiving was about checking your Wi-Fi signal, stayi...read more »
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I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
Deadly funny! Watch out!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.