Why did the adults feel watched? Because the toddlers under the table were clearly planning a “Great Escape” to the cookie jar, communicating in whispers like Tommy Pickles.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
01001000 01000001 (HA!).
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
I facepalmed and then I laughed.