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2015 Archive: Rocket League

 Why were the kids “driving” soccer balls? Because the game combined cars and sports, proving that you don’t need a license to be a pro athlete.

Part of the 34 Christmas Jokes: The 2015 “Force Awakens & The Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: Wednesday (Season 2)
 Why is the niece still not mucking? Because the second season dr...read more »
2025 Classic: The AI President Rumors
 Why was the dinner blessing written by a bot? Because in 2025, w...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Paris Olympics (Raygun)
 Why was the Christmas pageant so awkward? Because the kids decid...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Bluey" Special (The Sign)
 Why were the adults crying over a moving van? Because the 28-min...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Mars One" Update
 Why are we watching a red screen? Because the first colonists on...read more »
2025 Archive: The Nintendo Switch 2
 Why was there a riot at the stocking station? Because the "Switc...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, Christmas was a clash between neon pink and atomic exist...read more »
2025 Classic: Avatar
Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »

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2025 Archive: The "Influencer" Dinner
 Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Wellness" Ornaments
 Why is the tree glowing red? Because the ornaments are connected...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Pedro Pascal" Everywhere
 Why was the same guy in every movie trailer? Because 2024 confir...read more »

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@Steve-O_Wild06/15/2003 00:56Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
@PeanutButter_J07/23/2015 16:00It’s peanut butter jelly time! Where he at?
@Terran_Marine01/24/2014 00:12Go, go, go! More jokes!
@Challenge_Acc01/24/2006 19:35Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!
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