Why was he afraid of board games? Because in 1995, rolling the dice could bring a stampede into your living room, which was still better than waiting for a page to load on Netscape.
Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
The power of three... laughs!
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
What a feeling! (Being funny).