Q: What’s the best way to watch a fly-fishing tournament?
A: Live stream it!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why do melons have weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
He wanted to make some liquid assets.read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Why Did The Tomato Blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
Why did the power went out at the school?
Because the students were too bright.read more »
49 Original Dad Jokes: The 2024 "Olympic Spirit" Edition
In 2024, the world met in Paris for a summer of record-breaking f...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Did we just become best friends? Yup!
This site is never finished... with humor!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.