Q: What did the police officer…

Q: What did the police officer say to his belly-button?
A: You’re under a vest!

🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Q: Why did the coffee go to the police? A: To report a mugging!read more »

Because their horns don’t work.read more »

In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »

In 2006, the living room changed forever. While the kids were acc...read more »

Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop? A: No luggage, ...read more »

Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall? A...read more »

Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »

Kid: Can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »

Q: Why did that new restaurant on the moon close after a few mont...read more »

In 2023, you were either wearing neon pink or a fedora—or both. W...read more »

Because they’re shellfish.read more »

Kid: Dad, can you put the cat out? Dad: I didn't know it was on ...read more »

Kid: Ow, I hurt my foot! Dad: Well, what’d you do that for?read more »

Nacho cheese.read more »

@Zip_Drive_Owner12/04/2010 18:55Click of death? No, click of laughter!

@Trinity_Matrix06/21/2010 03:43Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Oracle_Says11/18/2004 05:07I knew you’d laugh at this.

@Reservoir_Joe10/18/2004 17:47Professional humor for professional people.

@Grunge_Lord_9412/10/2006 14:33I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.

@Green_Day_Fan02/15/1998 08:24Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@G_I_Joe_Real11/23/2002 19:35And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@Dr_Evil_Pinky03/18/1996 10:12One billion... laughs!

@Best_Viewed_IE404/27/2014 10:10Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!