Why did James Bond stop drinking martinis in 1995? Because he had to stay sober enough to figure out how to use the weird Nintendo 64 controller.
Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 1995 “Red Carpet & Rhinestones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!