Why did their marriage only last 96 hours before the first fight? Because that’s how long it took to rewind their home video to the beginning.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
What, like it’s hard to be funny?
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Stuck in the middle with you... laughing.
The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
I’m a merman! A merman laughing!
What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!