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2003 Classic: Mystic River

 Why was Sean Penn so intense? Because in 2003, he won an Oscar for proving that Boston is the most dramatic place on Earth to lose your daughter’s bike.

Part of the 40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid09/27/2009 20:23Better than 16-bit graphics!
@BBS_Sysop07/14/1996 01:02Top tier humor for our local community. Keep it up!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril03/14/2004 16:05He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Bam_Margera_Fan11/09/2000 11:42Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Double_Rainbow_G08/08/2000 17:26What does it mean?! It’s so funny!
@CounterStrike_Pro12/04/2005 23:04Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!

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