Why was everyone afraid of the garden? Because 2020 decided that a global pandemic wasn’t enough, so it added giant “Murder Hornets” to the plot just for some extra spice.
Part of the 31 Christmas Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger King” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Classic: Sora (AI Video)
Why were the home movies so weird? Because someone used AI to ge...read more »
2024 Archive: The "We Pray" (Coldplay) Effect
Why was the holiday so "uplifting"? Because Chris Martin convinc...read more »
2025 Legacy: Zootopia 2
Why is the dog acting like a detective? Because the sequel came ...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition
In 2019, Christmas was "inevitable." We were all saying "I love y...read more »
2024 Joke: Why Did The Christmas
Why did the Christmas tree go to the therapist?
It was feeling...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Demure" Trend
Why was the gift wrapping so plain? Because we had to be very mi...read more »
2025 Classic: Avatar
Fire and Ash: Why is the tree blue and red? Because James Cameron...read more »
34 Christmas Jokes: The 2013 “Frozen & Wrecking Balls” Edition
In 2013, Christmas was a frozen wasteland—and not just because of...read more »
2006 Joke: Why Don’t You Ever
Why don’t you ever see Santa in the hospital?
Because he has p...read more »
35 Christmas Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition
In 2011, Christmas was the bridge to the future. We were asking&n...read more »
😜 More from category: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2013 Joke: A Little Boy Wrote
A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »
37 Christmas Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, Christmas was a victory lap. We survived the end of the ...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Influencer" Dinner
Why is there a ring light over the ham? Because 2025 is the year...read more »
40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
In 1996, the holiday season was a mix of "Girl Power," 3D polygon...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
Posting this to my own wall right now!