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2011 Archive: Mission

Impossible – Ghost Protocol: Why was Tom Cruise on the outside of the Burj Khalifa? Because in 2011, he decided that green screens were for people who didn’t want to actually fall off the tallest building in the world.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Weddings & Horcruxes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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2024 Classic: Dune
Part Two: Why was the popcorn bucket so... famous? Because in 202...read more »
The Definition of Is
This year was dominated by Bill Clinton and the celebrity-level f...read more »
The Apology Strategy
Hugh Grant is at the police station, and the officer asks: "Mr. G...read more »
2024 Classic: The Year 2024
 Why did it feel so fast? Because we spent the whole time "shakin...read more »
40 Celebrity Jokes: The 2003 “Crazy In Love & Compass” Edition
In 2003, the world was obsessed with finding a clownfish, wonderi...read more »
2025 Archive: Jet2 Holiday Memes
 Why was an airline slogan the song of the summer? Because social...read more »
2025 Classic: Jon Hamm’s Viral Dance
 Why was a 50-year-old man a meme? Because his "joyfully unseriou...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition
In 2002, the world was spinning faster than a Kelly Clarkson high...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Opalite" Dance
 Why was everyone doing smooth arm gestures? Because Taylor Swift...read more »
The Terminator in Office
Arnold became the "Governator" of California. Arnold Schwarze...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@CyberSteve07/24/2005 17:15Greetings from 1996! This is peak internet humor.
@Web_Master_Flex08/21/2010 12:14I am adding this to my links page right now.
@Harry_Potter_Ron10/18/2013 15:52Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Zoolander_Derek12/06/1997 14:09What is this? A joke for ants?
@Rewritable_CD01/06/2000 14:04I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Rocket_Power_9905/14/2015 07:40We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
@Tina_Eat_Food03/10/1997 18:12Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

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