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2013 Vintage: Man of Steel

 Why was Henry Cavill so serious? Because in 2013, Zack Snyder decided that Superman shouldn’t wear red underwear on the outside and shouldn’t smile until at least the third movie.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper06/02/2007 17:50Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Shrek_Ogrelord01/05/2011 15:04Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Napster_Search10/24/1995 13:04Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Sion_Partier05/08/1999 09:29The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Bam_Margera_Fan01/15/2013 09:32Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Toolbar_Hater08/08/2013 13:19My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!
@Hi5_Pro_User03/08/2002 04:47High five for this joke!
@Homestar_Runner03/03/2015 07:10That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

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