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2000 Classic: Madonna (Music)

 Why was she a cowgirl? Because in 2000, Madonna decided that “Electro-Folk” and a Stetson hat were the only way to stay ahead of the teens.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2000 “Glitter, Gadgets & Gigli” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba03/29/2014 22:05Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@CRT_Degauss04/17/1997 13:03BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@DragonBall_Z_G10/08/2005 16:21His humor level... it’s over 9000!!!
@Dr_Evil_Pinky01/07/2012 13:27One billion... laughs!
@Flickr_User_0410/02/2008 10:57A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@YouTube_Beta_User05/15/2014 03:38I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!
@Maplestory_Kid04/06/2007 08:48@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Llamas_With_Hats05/01/2011 13:22Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
@Filter_Fanatic06/22/2012 01:50This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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