Why was she back? Because in 2009, she broke the record for the biggest jump to #1, proving our lives really would suck without her high notes.
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!