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2013 Classic: Kanye West (Yeezus)

 Why was he a “God”? Because in 2013, Kanye decided that melody was optional but screaming over industrial beats was mandatory.

Part of the 36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2013 “Wrecking Balls & Ice Castles” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Judge_Dredd_Law03/22/1996 03:55I AM THE LAW! And the law says this is funny.
@Baxter_The_Dog06/25/2001 22:32Bark! (He says it’s funny).
@Midi_Background08/14/2007 01:29Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
@StrongBad_Mail10/30/2006 09:01I’m checking my email and I found a winner!
@Facepalm_Master05/08/2009 06:17I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@Aliens_Guy_Hair07/05/2014 20:10I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!

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