Why was everyone shouting “Show me the money!”? Because Cuba Gooding Jr. and Tom Cruise turned a sports agency movie into a national catchphrase for every employee wanting a raise they didn’t deserve.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
Better than 16-bit graphics!
By the gods, this is a funny one!
One million laughs! Mwahahaha!
It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!
The funniest thing since free refills at the cafeteria.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
Loading the training program... for comedy.
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!