Why was he the toughest Avenger? Because surviving a 14,000-pound snowplow is the only stunt Marvel didn’t have to fix with CGI.
Part of the 41 Celebrity Jokes: The 2023 “Pink or Nuclear?” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025
31 Celebrity Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine & Tiger Kings” Edition
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36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Wife’s Name...” Edition
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2024 Archive: Lady Gaga & Bruno Mars (Die With A Smile)
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2024 Legacy: Baby Reindeer
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2025 Legacy: The "Stolen" Louvre Jewelry
Why were we checking the art news? Because a headline-making hei...read more »
35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2025 “Space Daisies & Secret Rings” Edition
In 2025, the boundary between Earth and orbit finally cracked, Ke...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Fall Guy
Why was Ryan Gosling a stuntman? Because in 2024, Hollywood want...read more »
2025 Vintage: Katy Perry in Space
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Why did teachers across the world finally give up in 2025? Becau...read more »
The Michael Jackson Mystery
Michael Jackson visits an elementary school. He walks into a clas...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Conclave" Hype
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The Titanic Obsession
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Jokes are more than meets the eye!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.