1995 Vintage: JavaScript

Why was it created in just 10 days? Because the internet couldn’t wait 11 days to start crashing everyone’s browser.

🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive

Why was the timer gone? Because the game went "open world," and ...read more »

Why were we so hyped for 2006? Because we finally had YouTube, w...read more »

Why were we sharing photos? Because before Instagram, we had a p...read more »

Why was one pixel a dollar? Because a student realized that peop...read more »

Why were our faces so distorted? Because Apple gave us a way to ...read more »

Why did we want to rob a vault? Because George Clooney and Brad ...read more »

In 1998, the internet got a brain, the desktop got some color, an...read more »

Why was it so dark? Because id Software decided that "flashlight...read more »

Why was selling things getting easier? Because a guy who wanted ...read more »

Why did the fox hug the world? Because we were all desperate to ...read more »

Why was it shaped like an egg? Because Nokia thought "ovoid" was...read more »

Why was it a homecoming? Because the Games returned to Greece, a...read more »

Why was Ozzy yelling for Sharon? Because MTV showed us that even...read more »

Why were we yelling at our clans? Because before Discord, we had...read more »

@WebSurfer_X08/03/2006 16:32Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Cast_Away_Wilson06/22/2007 15:00WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!

@Cyber_Traveler05/26/1996 05:33Greetings from a cyber-cafe in London! Hilarious!

@Binary_Boy04/25/2002 10:2901001000 01000001 (HA!).

@Rocket_Power_9904/30/2008 12:08We are riders! On a mission to laugh!

@Influencer_9901/22/2000 02:00My followers need to see this!