Why was there a “monopoly” at the table? Because Mark Zuckerberg bought the “filtered photo app” for $1 billion, and now Mom felt like her sepia-toned yams were “corporate assets.”
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Adding a "Under Construction" gif because I’m busy laughing.
What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
I am so excited! I am so... laughing!
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Deal with it. This is gold.