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1996 Legacy: Independence Day (The Movie)

 Why did everyone look at the sky with suspicion? Because Will Smith showed us that the best way to stop an intergalactic invasion was to upload a computer virus from a 90s laptop. Cybersecurity has never been that simple since.

Part of the 35 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 1996 “Polygon & Pocket-Monster” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer04/10/2012 13:20Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Blockbuster_Refugee08/27/2001 09:34Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Harry_Potter_Ron11/08/2010 22:22Bloody brilliant, mate!
@BackToFuture_M07/12/2000 01:41Great Scott! This joke is from the future!
@Hide_The_Pain_H02/14/2010 13:45I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
@Stick_Death_Fan03/19/1995 17:24Brutally funny! Keep them coming.

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