Why was Mom worried the turkey would “float away”? Because Dad tried to explain the cloud to her, and she kept looking nervously out the window at the sky.
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🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
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A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!