They use experi-mints! It’s a very logical solution.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the power go out at the school?
The students were too bright.read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
What Do You Call A Sleeping Dinosaur?
A dino-snore.read more »
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48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: What did the photon say...
Q: What did the photon say to the hotel bellhop?
A: No luggage, ...read more »
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What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
Professional humor for professional people.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
haha, i’m gonna use this at the pub tonight. hope i dont mess up the delivery.
real humor for real people. keep em coming!
i’m laughing so much my stomach hurts. pure vibes.
the punchline hit me like a truck. did not see that coming at all!
this describes my entire career in 3 sentences. sad but true.