Forget about bricks and mortar. They just igloos it together!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks?
In case he got a hole in one.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
58 Classic Dad Jokes: The 1999 Millennium Edition
As the world braced for the turn of the century, dads everywhere ...read more »
59 Original Dad Jokes: The 2013 "Frozen" Edition
In 2013, you couldn’t go anywhere without hearing "Let It Go" or ...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
44 Original Dad Jokes: The 2012 "End of the World" Edition
In 2012, everyone was checking their Mayan calendars and wonderin...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
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Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
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A: One is ...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
Better than 16-bit graphics!
I should make a stickman movie about this.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
I am adding this to my links page right now.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.
Deal with it. This is gold.
Tapping my way to a good mood.
not my proudest laugh, but i definitely laughed. sending this to my brother.
honestly, i can see myself doing this on a monday morning. total brain fog.
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
shared this with my coworkers. now nobody is working.
so simple but so effective. i love short jokes like this.