You might think it takes a lot of rocket science, but you just have to planet.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
54 Essential Dad Jokes: The 1997 "Titanic" Edition
Welcome to 1997. If you weren't busy trying to keep your Tamagotc...read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Kid: Dad, my nose is running....
Kid: Dad, my nose is running.
Dad: Well, you better go catch it!read more »
62 Original Dad Jokes: The 2011 "Blocky" Edition
In 2011, the world became a bit more "pixelated" thanks to the of...read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
Kid: I’m cold. Dad: Then go...
Kid: I’m cold.
Dad: Then go sit in the corner—it’s 90 degrees!read more »
Kid: What time is it? Dad:...
Kid: What time is it?
Dad: Time to get a watch!read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 "Pre-Millennium" Archive
Forget the Y2K panic for a second. In 1998, the true "bugs" were ...read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Kid: Dad, how do I look?...
Kid: Dad, how do I look?
Dad: With your eyes.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
This is the future of humor!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.
best discovery since sliced bread. or pizza. mostly pizza.
simple. clean. funny. the golden trio of jokes.
lol, my brother is going to hate me for sending him this.
found a typo but the joke is so good i dont even care. pepperoni pizza is life.
i actually had to read this three times. i am not a smart man.