You don’t need a stand-up routine; you just have to crack it up! It’s all about the delivery.
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
47 Original Dad Jokes: The 2010 "Instagrammatic" Edition
The new decade kicked off with a bang in 2010. While the world wa...read more »
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye deer.read more »
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired.read more »
61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 "Final Frontier" Edition
We have reached 2025—the future is officially now. While the worl...read more »
Why don't oysters donate to charity?
Because they’re shellfish.read more »
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They’d crack each other up.read more »
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46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.read more »
Q: Why did the coffee go...
Q: Why did the coffee go to the police?
A: To report a mugging!read more »
Q: Why did the golfer bring...
Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
A: In case he go...read more »
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Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
I want it that way... the funny way!
Laughing in slow motion right now!
I see you... laughing!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
The best thing since version 1.0!
the logic holds up. i checked. lol.
i am going to test this theory tonight. for science. lol.
classic human humor. zero ai, zero nonsense.
this made me smile after a long day at work. thank u for posting this!
i’m laughing way harder than i should. my cat is looking at me weirdly.