You don’t need music, you just put a little boogie in it!
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 "Gotta Catch 'Em All" Edition
In 2016, the world moved outside—but everyone was still looking a...read more »
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.read more »
Q: Did you hear about the...
Q: Did you hear about the king who was exactly 12 inches tall?
A...read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2001 Digital Frontier Edition
The new millennium was in full swing by 2001. While the world was...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2005 "Tube-ular" Edition
In 2005, the digital landscape changed forever with the launch of...read more »
56 Original Dad Jokes: The 2002 Flip-Phone Edition
By 2002, the world was moving faster than ever. While everyone wa...read more »
54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 "Maverick" Edition
In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Q: Why is Peter Pan always...
Q: Why is Peter Pan always flying?
A: Because he Neverlands!read more »
48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 "Fidget Spinner" Edition
In 2017, everyone was spinning. While kids were mastering finger ...read more »
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot.read more »
😜 More from category: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Kid: I’ll call you later. Dad:...
Kid: I’ll call you later.
Dad: No, call me Dad.read more »
46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 "Ice Bucket" Edition
In 2014, the internet was one big splash zone. While your kids we...read more »
Kid: Can you put my shoes...
Kid: Can you put my shoes on?
Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit...read more »
Restaurant Server: Do you want a...
Restaurant Server: Do you want a box for your leftovers?
Dad: No...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
I want it that way... the funny way!
I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Badger badger badger... mushroom! Hilarious!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Posting this to my own wall right now!
My followers need to see this!
this describes my entire week so far. brain mode: OFF.
found this via google search and it made my day. greeting from poland!
literally me every single morning. why is this so accurate??
classic. just classic. we need more of this human humor online these days.
i actually had to explain this to my roommate. he is the slow one here.