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How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?

You’re going to love this classic blonde moment:

Shine a flashlight in her ear.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

48 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 1998 Retro Edition
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A blonde brought a spoon to...
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A blonde went to the zoo...
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A blonde was trying to learn...
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A blonde was trying to put...
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47 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2003 Archive
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A blonde used only one chopstick...
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A blonde stared at an orange...
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Two blondes fell down a hole...
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A blonde brought her car into...
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52 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2018 Archive
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Legally_Blonde_Elle10/08/2010 06:59What, like it’s hard to be funny?
@Twelve_Monkeys_F06/14/1997 09:58The future is laughing at us.
@Digimon_Tamer02/10/2000 11:40My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Chain_Mail_Hater11/29/2003 02:39I didn’t forward this to 10 people, but I still got a laugh!
@AllYourBase_9910/05/1996 23:14All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Frame_Set_Wizard06/06/2006 06:25I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Opera_User_9906/26/1995 19:27Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

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6 thoughts on “How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up?”

  1. User_568
    User_568 [Human Verified]

    i showed this to my blonde coworker and she just stared at me for 30 seconds. priceless.

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