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How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday? Tell her a joke on Friday.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde put her hand over...
A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she...read more »
43 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2009 Archive
Welcome to the era of 2009 – the year of the Bitcoin genesis, the...read more »
A blonde was asked if she...
A blonde was asked if she wanted to play hide and seek. She said ...read more »
Why can 't...
Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »
A blonde went to the library...
A blonde went to the library and asked for a book on paranoia. Th...read more »
A blonde was trying to put...
A blonde was trying to put together a puzzle of the world map. Af...read more »
A blonde brought her car into...
A blonde brought her car into the oven because she wanted a hot r...read more »
Why do blondes...
Why do blondes always wear headphones? So they can listen to thei...read more »
A blonde swallowed a penny and...
A blonde swallowed a penny and said "Wow, I finally have some cha...read more »
A blonde went to the hair...
A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist...read more »

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro12/13/2004 15:59Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Net_Addict_200001/07/2002 04:28My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Encarta_Explorer01/24/2006 19:53I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Palm_Pilot_User02/12/2013 14:00Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Married_With_Kids03/20/1995 23:14Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@G_I_Joe_Real11/18/1997 21:55And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Troll_Face_Real06/05/2007 18:21Problem? No, just laughs!
@Keep_Calm_Fan10/07/2013 12:05Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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