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How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?

Here is a lighthearted joke that always lands:

Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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A blonde went to the gym...
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A blonde went to a restaurant...
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A blonde decided to go ice...
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A blonde walked into a library...
A blonde walked into a library and asked for a burger and fries. ...read more »
A blonde walks...
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus03/15/2015 16:30What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Sid_Meier_Fan01/04/2003 17:40Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
@Resident_Evil_Z11/29/2013 16:32Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Binary_Boy01/20/2015 08:2601001000 01000001 (HA!).
@Bill_Ted_Excell05/18/2009 11:48Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Charlie_Bit_Me11/12/2002 16:18Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Scumbag_Steve_X05/20/2001 04:16Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Salt_Bae_Original01/29/2002 11:28Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Search_Scout_9910/13/2001 14:01Scouting the web for gems like this.
@Ultima_Online_V05/02/1999 22:41Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?

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6 thoughts on “How do you keep a blonde busy for hours?”

  1. User_62
    User_62 [Human Verified]

    i’ve heard this one before but this version is way better. the ending is gold.

  2. User_849
    User_849 [Human Verified]

    i actually had to explain this to my boyfriend. he is the blonde one here lol.

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