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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A blonde was asked what her favorite type of music was. She said ...read more »

Welcome to 1996 – the year of the Macarena, Space Jam, and the ex...read more »

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They're both emp...read more »

Welcome to 2007 – the year of the first iPhone. The way we shared...read more »

Travel back to 2019 – the year of the "Old Town Road" remix, the ...read more »

Welcome to the Spring 1995 edition of the Blonde Jokes series. Fe...read more »

Welcome to 2013 – the year of the "Selfie" (the official word of ...read more »

A blonde went to the supermarket and asked where the self-checkou...read more »

A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist...read more »

A blonde put sugar on her pillow because she wanted sweet dreams.read more »

The 2011 digital era – the year Siri made her debut on the iPhone...read more »

A blonde was trying to teach her dog to fetch. After 30 minutes s...read more »

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.read more »

A blonde kept a picture of her husband in the car so she could re...read more »

@WebSurfer_X08/23/2011 16:43Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@WAP_Navigator03/28/2008 19:02Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.

@Blue_Screen_Survivor10/28/2008 07:41At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.

@Dorm_Room_Hero01/03/2014 20:52My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!

@Inkjet_Printers07/04/2000 14:18Low on cyan, but high on laughs!

@Donny_V_ShutUp03/19/2005 13:33Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Butthead_Uhhh12/28/2010 01:51Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.