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How can you make a blonde go to the roof? Tell her that drinks are on the house.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Step into 2008 – the legendary year of the App Store’s birth, the...read more »

A blonde was asked what she thought about the new movie "The Tita...read more »

A blonde was trying to fix her computer. She asked her friend "Ho...read more »

Step back into 2016 – the legendary year of the Pokémon GO phenom...read more »

A blonde took her TV to the repair shop because it kept showing r...read more »

What goes vroom screech vroom screech? A blonde going through a f...read more »

A blonde went to the hair salon and asked for a perm. The stylist...read more »

Step into 2017 – the year of the Nintendo Switch launch, the peak...read more »

A blonde was bragging to her friend that she had finished a jigsa...read more »

How do you know if a blonde has been using your phone? There are ...read more »

Welcome to 2000 – the new millennium, the year of the Nokia 3310 ...read more »

What did the blonde say when she saw the "No Parking" sign? "They...read more »

A blonde put her hand over her mouth when she sneezed because she...read more »

A blonde went to the store and asked for a dozen eggs. The clerk ...read more »

@AskJeeves_Fan08/29/1998 01:20Jeeves really delivered a good one today.

@Zoolander_Blue02/14/2002 12:47Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Matrix_Rebel12/25/1999 10:01I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.

@XFiles_Spooky_M02/20/2004 19:48Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.

@Harry_Potter_Ron03/05/2009 17:48Bloody brilliant, mate!

@Broadband_Newbie11/14/2005 17:35Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Rewritable_CD07/28/2000 16:45I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Starship_Troopers05/19/2000 03:51I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).

@Goldmember_I_L02/14/2001 03:49I love gold! And I love this joke!

@Spawn_Camper_J04/18/2001 23:03I’m staying right here until I read every joke.