Why was Grandpa so confused? Because his grandson said he “sent a card through the hot male,” and Grandpa spent three hours waiting by the radiator with a confused look on his face.
Part of the 36 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Mars Pathfinders” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
Crystal clear MIDI humor.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!